Sandra @ Moonwaiting

dragondick

https://moonwaitingvip.com/sandra/

今日心有兩把火，慾火同怒火，於是去揾MW嘅SANDRA韓妹出氣。

今時今日士嘉堡中心好難泊車，停到鬼咁遠，行去戰場。

上到樓入門見到一位高妹，173CM 應該走唔甩囉。樣，我比佢最多6.8，走肥，冇肚腩，真波（但係LIN頭好敏感，叫我唔好卒），剃／修葺過陰毛，鴛鴦浴，水中簫，DFK，舔屎眼，脷按摩等等。

服務係中規中矩，全場笑容，英文就好差囉，用埋手勢嘟好難溝通。

ldsds

这么多年，还是看不懂粤语文字

dragondick

ldsds 发表于 2019-3-15 15:47
这么多年，还是看不懂粤语文字

找一個粵藉女友，事半功倍。


Here is the Mandarin version:

一早起床心中有兩火，慾火和怒火，於是去找MW的SANDRA韓妹來出氣。

如今，士嘉堡中心好難停車，停到老遠，步行去戰場。

上樓進門見到一位高妹子，173CM應該沒問題。臉，我給她最多6.8，全身沒肥肉，包括小肚。真胸（但是乳頭很敏感，叫我不要碰），剃／修葺過陰毛，鴛鴦浴，水中簫，DFK，舔菊花，舌按摩等等。

服務屬中規中矩，全場笑容，英文就很不到位，連手語都用上，還不能溝通。

wangke394

lmao，还是粤字

Smellypoo

"今時今日士嘉堡中心好難泊車，停到鬼咁遠，行去戰場."
I usually park my car at the metre parking when the weather is bad. It is closer than the mall parking lot.

conniecao

真人和照片差距很大吗？龙吊兄

dragondick

Smellypoo 发表于 2019-3-15 21:31
"今時今日士嘉堡中心好難泊車，停到鬼咁遠，行去戰場."
I usually park my car at the metre parking when  ...

If there was one available, I would do that too, BUT there must be a lot of hungry wolves ahead me, so I must park far away.
No fun walking back, particularly with moderately high wind and low temperature.  (JJ curled up for protection! )

conniecao 发表于 2019-3-16 00:09
真人和照片差距很大吗？龙吊兄

About the same But real person used a lot of make-up, "non-white" spots in teeth.  I think she should use braces to straighten the front teeth (my opinion).
Come to think of it, she could be even taller than 175 cm (!).  EXCELLENT looking legs and behind. Genuine C-cup except she complained of sensitivity and pain when touched, so I can only give her my tongue massage on her breasts.

mmpleaser

wangke394 发表于 2019-3-15 17:54
lmao，还是粤字

Canton characters are really Chinese all the same.
When speaking in Canton casual dialects then they are different.  Just like Fukien dialect I can never comprehend, though they really are saying it in Chinese.

dragondick

Written Chinese words are the same, it is the dialects/accents that make the difference.

Cantonese dialects are very descriptive in detailing sexual activities.  While the Shanghainese dialects are very good for verbal disputes.    

Mandarin is just too formal and too polite, has no place in a commoner's world.  

Smellypoo

dragondick 发表于 2019-3-16 02:47
About the same But real person used a lot of make-up, "non-white" spots in teeth.  I think she sho ...

[Genuine C-cup except she complained of sensitivity and pain when touched]

Perhaps, Sandra Yee Ma was on her way soon!