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Re-posting my thoughts here by request of admin. I want to share my experiences and hopefully help out some newer bros to hunt wisely.
I often see bros complain about getting ripped off and indeed that happens a lot. Sometimes keepers can be real assholes but sometimes its just newbies being overly naive or having unrealistic expectations.
Lets be honest with ourselves guys.
This is 偏門生意. You expect keepers to be 老實和尚 and be completely honest in their ads? No way. We just have to learn to be smart and read between the lines.
FACT OF HUNTING LIFE: No ad will ever be totally truthful or accurate.
IMPORTANT LESSON: There are 2 types of keepers. The semi dishonest one, and the totally dishonest one.
TYPE#1 - SEMI DISHONEST KEEPER: This is the kind of keeper who won't give you the truth, but if you are smart, you can get hints and deduce the truth from what they say (or from their ads). For example, if the keeper says she is service-oriented, that means face fuckers should STAY THE FUCK AWAY. Or if the ads list most girls as 19 and a few as 20, then 20 means OLD.
TYPE#2 - TOTALLY DISHONEST KEEPER: This is typically the kind you get when you hunt from Backpage, Wechat, Singtao, or random website. This type of keeper will give you a scripted answer which is totally unrelated to reality. Hence no way to make inferences at all. They will promise you an 18 year old visa student and show a pic of a super hot 網紅 which they stole from someone's facebook, and when you arrive, a 50 year old dinosaur will be waiting for you. AND they will STILL be shameless enough to point to that 50 year old dinosaur and insist with a straight face that its the same person.
FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME TWICE SHAME ON ME.
In a perfect world, keepers would be honest with us, build a lasting relationship, and we will reward them with customer loyalty. But the world ain't perfect. Keepers aren't going to be honest, and we aren't going to be loyal customers even if they were, because lets face it, if we know that another shop has a really hot MM, we are going there. We may bitch about boycotts when we get ripped off but as soon as we hear that they have a hot new girl, we will go right back like a little bitch. Keepers know this.
I have no intention of defending dishonest keepers here, I've been screwed over before as well. But I also learnt my lesson and put the onus on myself to do due dilligence. I will never blindly trust any garage's ads. I screen out any garages I think are Type 2s, I will not even waste my time with those. With Type 1s, I do my best to read between the lines.
We should be critical, but not overly harsh when dealing with semi-dishonest keepers. Because if we keep on attacking the RELATIVELY honest behaviour, we are just encouraging the Type 1s to all become Type 2s.
Free pointer for you guys. Here's the correct way to interpret Asian ads.- A skinny Asian girl would be listed as 90lb or less, an average Asian girl would be listed as 90-100lb depending on her height, anything above 100 and you should expect a meaty girl, above 110lb and you are looking at a seriously fat girl.
- As for age, 20+ means OLD. Any girl under 30 is listed as 19.
- Cup sizes are always overstated by 1-2 size (A means completely flat, B means A, C means B, D or above is big).
The above works only for Type 1 keepers/garages. Forget about Type 2 because no matter what they actually have the ads will always say the same (19yo, young, slim, big breast, student, part-time model, first day arrived never been in the business before, excellent service, blah blah blah).
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