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发表于 2014-12-22 01:55:28
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An elderly gentleman in a nursing home spent his whole day sitting in a quiet corner of the garden, starring straight, doing nothing, & simply killing time. This has become his daily routine.
One day, he noticed that there was an elderly lady doing the same thing in the other corner of the garden. So, he went over & started a casual chit-chat.
From then on, life changed. He looked forward to seeing the lady, & enjoying the conversation without which life was really dull. Eventually, he developed a good feeling towards this lady.
Finally, he picked up his courage & said to the lady, “this is the last leg of our lives, & I don’t know how long I could live, but I have a special affection for you, & I would really appreciate if you could hold my JJ every time we meet here, then I will have no regret leaving this world.”
“No problem!” the lady said.
This went on for a few weeks & life was full of joy & hope again!
One day, the elderly gentleman disappeared, & the elderly lady was worried that the man might have passed away or something. She looked around & found the man with another female resident of the nursing home.
So she confronted this gentleman, “You told me that your dying wish was to have me holding your JJ, then you’ll have no more regrets when you go. Why are you seeing this lady & not me? What does she have & I don’t??”
The gent said, “She has Parkinson’s Disease!”
(If you don't get the joke, please note that if a person has Parkinson's Dissease, the hands will move /shake uncontrollably.) |
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