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发表于 2014-6-6 14:13:32 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
哎....小弟好耐没出帖,内心十分惭愧!家里的饿老虎每次我回家都要早晚一次,搞到我没晒精!请bro们同我想个办法如何应付母老虎而又可以有机会出来风流一出出帖给bro们!
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发表于 2014-6-6 14:24:39 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,呵呵,挑,冇橪用,老婆奴,仲好意思话自己系广州仔.
仲冇鬼用过班上海佬. 挑,好哋拖地,洗胸围啦,帮条女买咗姨妈巾未呀.
千祈咪同人讲识话我呀,冇Q用.
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 楼主| 发表于 2014-6-6 14:32:06 | 显示全部楼层
theone 发表于 2014-6-6 14:24
哈哈,呵呵,挑,冇橪用,老婆奴,仲好意思话自己系广州仔.
仲冇鬼用过班上海佬. 挑,好哋拖地,洗胸围啦, ...

叼!一哥你条霖友边有家的概念!老虎喇是我精神上需要不可弃,但我的狼性改不了!看见靓女就心痒好难受!忍了好耐了!就来忍死我了,
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发表于 2014-6-6 14:58:59 | 显示全部楼层
Wow, you wife really have a huge appetite. Is she hot? If yes, then don't go out la. Just nail her hard.
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发表于 2014-6-6 15:14:30 | 显示全部楼层
揾个靓仔d嘅一齐爽
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发表于 2014-6-6 15:21:35 | 显示全部楼层
买些自慰棒。。一举两得。。
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发表于 2014-6-6 15:46:13 | 显示全部楼层
割了吧,了無牽掛。
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发表于 2014-6-6 18:12:57 | 显示全部楼层
i agree with 6, buy a huge 9 inches black dildo, and turn off the light, use dildo to do ur wife, both holes she will be more than satisfied and leave u alone, u can get the one with imitation body warmth

more effective but extreme approach
be sure to do her 3 times a day, both holes, whether she likes it or not, remember 3 times a day, i guarantee u within 2 months, she will dislike sex and hate u

i am evil
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发表于 2014-6-6 23:27:42 | 显示全部楼层
Your wife is smart, if u cant get up she know you must have fair outside
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发表于 2014-6-6 23:30:00 | 显示全部楼层
You can fake injury so cant move, but i guess your wife will take cg
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