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发表于 2014-8-18 20:11:23
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Date August 18th, 2014
Location: A restaurant (one of my favs.) in asia
Sweetie was saying that, she feels like a celebrity here. everyone treats her so well, then i said then u should buy all my close cousins a dinner,
she said sure, i know she has equivalent $500 canadian, i told her to leave credit card n bank card in canada, we can just use cash here, since more locals use cash here
anyway, so i intentially picked a more upscale and pricey restuarant. 12 of us went including me n sweetie. near the end of the dinner, i signaled sweetie to take care
of the bill, my cousins all stood up, but i said sweetie insisted, very interesting chinese culture, people fighting the bill, like literally, i am a big guy, all my cousins
are much smaller than me, but one guy grabbed my arm, another held my waist to hold me back, and girl cousins stopped sweetie, so funny, wish someone was there to film it
finally i persuaded them, because they bought so many gifts for sweetie, and endless expensive meals since we landed, so i hit the table, said this meal is on sweetie,
end of discussion or we won't dine out with u guys again. sweetie made her way to the cashier, the cashier did speak english, so they were chatting, i was watching her
from a distance, i love watching her from a distance, and finally she saw the bill, she stopped laughing completely, haha that's when i started laughing, all my cousins
looked at me, i didn't say a word, hahaha, the bill exceeded $500, its nearly $600 (canadian money) since 12 of us and they had some red wine..haha.. sweetie started panicking
walking back and forth, head down.. finally she came to me and whispered " baby i don't have enough, i just need another $80( canadian currency)."i said i left my wallet
at home, u said dinner is on u, so i don't have any cash on me, i guess u can try to bargain or work something out with the manager, see if u can stay here and wash dishes
for them for a few days. haha. she thought i was serious, she walked back to the cashier and mumbled something to the cashier, and i was behind her, i waved at another waitress and
ask for another ice cream dessert, sweetie has the funniest and bitter face on, and said "please, what r u doing, we don't have enough money" i said, thats ur problem not mine
make sure u know the price range before u treat ppl.. i thought she was about to cry. i finally took out my credit card and paid for it, i was afraid she would really cry
in the middle of the restaurant, in front of my cousins. she hit me mulitple times, i didn't lie to her, i did leave my wallet at home and had no cash on me, just a credit card
all my cousins started questioning us, they saw the whole thing, i was like sweetie has a weird hobby that she likes to practice kung fu after meals. she was so helpless, before i took
out the credit card, i grabbed her hand and told her we should start running..hahaha. she thought i was serious, she said what about cousins..haha
i had so much fun teasing her.. she is the love of my life.. |
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