Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
*(This is called "ositive Thinking"*
Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc :- How come???
Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet...
*(Now this is called "ositive Attitude" )*
A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".
*(This is self confidence in its peak )*
This one is *classic* !!
A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it :
"Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!"
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