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Mothers' Day is Tomorrow

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发表于 2017-5-13 09:15:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
If you sinned often and sinned a lot, tomorrow is the day to show your remorse and do something to make the mother of your child feel good.

If you are single, thank your MOM for giving you life and a normal dick which has so many uses!  

I am staying home the whole day tomorrow, preparing meals (BBQ x 2, to be exact) for my better half.  

Enjoy the weekend!  
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发表于 2017-5-14 04:41:26 | 显示全部楼层
Lucky you, playing mother to your "mother".

And my mother and future mother (mm) day got censored.

世上只有妈妈好

Can I play my mothers day song here under your post, please?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vefIHZz-VzM
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 楼主| 发表于 2017-5-14 06:27:02 | 显示全部楼层
mmpleaser 发表于 2017-5-14 04:41
Lucky you, playing mother to your "mother".

And my mother and future mother (mm) day got censored.

You can "play" me too!  
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发表于 2017-5-14 06:30:29 | 显示全部楼层

Cannot Fedex a cooked PRIME steak to you though.  Next year,  OK.
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发表于 2017-5-14 23:08:54 | 显示全部楼层
another bogus holiday invented by corporations to part us with our money.
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发表于 2017-5-15 03:01:04 | 显示全部楼层
just超齡 发表于 2017-5-14 23:08
another bogus holiday invented by corporations to part us with our money.

Damn right.
Got to keep the economy going.
What do you think of Starbucks?  A cup of coffee will cost me only 1 teaspoon of instant,  $0.05,  think Starbucks cost.
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 楼主| 发表于 2017-5-15 04:25:17 | 显示全部楼层
just超齡 发表于 2017-5-14 23:08
another bogus holiday invented by corporations to part us with our money.

I can accept Mother's Day but not Victoria Day.
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发表于 2017-5-16 02:45:38 | 显示全部楼层
dragondick 发表于 2017-5-15 04:25
I can accept Mother's Day but not Victoria Day.

But V day is to start the summer travel.

Life is good with travel,  especially to TO for me.
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