You are totally right. There was a time when me and my friends would go to strip clubs all the time but the excitement has worn off a long time ago. Now we go once in a blue moon when we can't think of anything else to do. Beer cost the same at strip clubs and regular bars so we might as well go somewhere that we have something to look at. Even then sometimes we regret it because often there isn't a single attractive lady all night long.
About getting full service. The other bros have already summed it up very well. Strip clubs are the wrong place to go if you want to have sex. Most of the hot picks won't do it and the second/third tier girls that would do it will charge you an arm and leg.
I can get a good quality escort from an agency for $140. At a strip club I need to spend almost the same on dances and drinks just to start negotiation process. Then depending on how good your negotiation skills and how desperate the girl is, the price could be anywhere from a couple hundred dollars to upwards of a thousand. Even after spending that much, the sex is usually terrible because unlike escorts who provide service, strippers usually just let you fuck them like dead fish. Not to mention that the place to do the dirty deed is literally dark, dirty, uncomfortable, with no showers so when you finish you just wipe yourself off with napkins if you remembered to bring some with you. Not a wise way to spend at least a grand or more. |