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mmpleaser

WILLIAMS 发表于 2016-3-27 00:17
Oh no
the first photo should mean Bbo Bbo to you

No hand palm to outside not really covering.

WILLIAMS

mmpleaser 发表于 2016-3-27 00:29
No hand palm to outside not really covering.

ANYway
you have the bbo bbo
what else do you want??

mmpleaser

That is not bbo bbo.
I can not say what I want here.
Wrong section.  Under 18 here.

WILLIAMS

mmpleaser 发表于 2016-3-27 00:34
That is not bbo bbo.
I can not say what I want here.
Wrong section.  Under 18 here.

I know

You want to fulfill the duty , godly mission,
which is your name here.
with my name upside down

I thought you want nothing except for bbo bbo.

You want a Germany female muscle coach fixing you up??
you want shower for one!!

(SF1 literally means SF1
which is something everyone would do in the morning
from a 3 years old kid to 90 years old man, no sex connotation involved
just like brush teeth   
daily routine )

while i want XXXX
for two

never for one

Oh no
I want nothing but bbo bbo

WILLIAMS

凌晨2点
的电脑 还在啪啪作响
哦
原来是人还在敲着键盘
仿佛在奏响着一首神秘的乐曲

可惜 敲键盘的人 已经醉了
开始语无伦次

mmpleaser

WILLIAMS 发表于 2016-3-27 00:47
凌晨2点
的电脑 还在啪啪作响
哦

I admire you guys who can type Chinese using keyboard.
Me no can do.  And will not learn either.  Cause could not write Chinese any more.

WILLIAMS

mmpleaser 发表于 2016-3-27 00:53
I admire you guys who can type Chinese using keyboard.
Me no can do.  And will not learn either.   ...

i can teach you japanese,
easier

mmpleaser

WILLIAMS 发表于 2016-3-27 00:54
i can teach you japanese,
easier

No thanks

dragondick

mmpleaser 发表于 2016-3-26 23:58
大哥.
你討厭.
不靠譜.

Your Chinese is MUCH better than we give you credit for!  

mmpleaser

dragondick 发表于 2016-3-27 04:38
Your Chinese is MUCH better than we give you credit for!

Please give me a credit card co-branded with 747 then.