Please warn MMs be careful about counterfeit $100 bills

ahwong

mmpleaser 发表于 2016-3-8 07:10
I think you are retarded Sir.
A penny is worth more than a penny.
Even Canadian Mint is smart enou ...

I think you are retarded Sir.
Really don't know whatelse to say
Life is short, make a joke

7samurai

happypooning 发表于 2016-3-8 07:05
people and things change .. apparently u don't
still hilarious as hell

(Sigh) Went way over some folks head.  "forest gump" syndrome?   

Enjoying family life ?  She know you on here?

7samurai

mmpleaser 发表于 2016-3-8 07:10
I think you are retarded Sir.
A penny is worth more than a penny.
Even Canadian Mint is smart enou ...

Once upon a time I had fab session with a lovely creature mm.   After getting dressed I reached into my pocket and to my horror my wallet was missing.   The mm face turned from tadiant sunshine to ice queen.   I pleaded with her that I would return to pay her.    She refused and physically blocked the door.   With her Crying and threatening to call the cops,   I said to myself  "what to do ? what do?  Ice queen was losing it fast.

I made a dash  to the washroom and locked the door.  She gave chase pounding and kicking the door demanding payment.  After a good long of moment of silence  she heard a strange noise " pung clink pung clink punk clink " and in between muffles of me cursing  in pain - "mother fucker"

I finally open the door and quickly handed her 4 grams of gold.  

And bid her Adieu with a toothless smile

asuran

7samurai 发表于 2016-3-8 17:39
Once upon a time I had fab session with a lovely creature mm.   After getting dressed I reached in ...

LOL, shitting gold?

I kid.

Nowadays, I don't even know if there is anyone with gold teeth in their mouth.
It's a symbol of hygiene issues from a person's youth. (don't like to brush teeth when one was young?)


Anyway, back on topic.
If this problem persists, I think it is wize that all garage should ask MM to ask for payment up front, just to make sure. It might be an honest mistake, the dumb wolf unknowingly got the fake bill from somewhere. MM shouldn't suffer for it because they do work hard.

mmpleaser

asuran 发表于 2016-3-9 01:26
LOL, shitting gold?

I kid.

Gold is only for fillings,  now they use enamel porcelain.

But I have some thing much better.
To facilitate eating and for  asset value and portability.
I cement sharp diamonds on the teeth for eating.

7samurai

asuran 发表于 2016-3-9 01:26
LOL, shitting gold?

I kid.

Just like any retailer , budget 5-10% of sales for "leakage" and fraud.   

And ensure the appropriate policies, governance and systems are in place

hornyme

7samurai 发表于 2016-3-8 17:39
Once upon a time I had fab session with a lovely creature mm.   After getting dressed I reached in ...

Lol real gold?

7samurai

hornyme 发表于 2016-3-9 07:05
Lol real gold?

Could you imagine trying cashing that in ?

happypooning

7samurai 发表于 2016-3-8 17:11
(Sigh) Went way over some folks head.  "forest gump" syndrome?   

Enjoying family life ?  She ...

sweetie probably doesn't know
either way i am good as long as i am not hunting,
doesn't hurt to "blow water" here especially i am out of town.

hornyme

7samurai 发表于 2016-3-9 07:16
Could you imagine trying cashing that in ?

Lol. Man i dont want to think about it