我的四个假想女友（draft ）（略带虚构）

WILLIAMS

mmpleaser 发表于 2016-2-10 23:39
這女友是.煮飯婆. 踏實的.好呀

In To, nobody cooks for me for years. I buy food outside or cook instant noodles at home everyday.
My heart so cold when festivals come, hate the feel.

mmpleaser

WILLIAMS 发表于 2016-2-11 00:06
In To, nobody cooks for me for years. I buy food outside or cook instant noodles at home everyday. ...

That makes 2 of us.  Let us hire a chef and share her for our survival food.  OK.

WILLIAMS

mmpleaser 发表于 2016-2-11 00:15
That makes 2 of us.  Let us hire a chef and share her for our survival food.  OK.

also，hire a 情妇 ,we can share you 1 3 5
me 2 4 6  
Sunday she rest

mmpleaser

WILLIAMS 发表于 2016-2-11 00:31
also，hire a 情妇 ,we can share you 1 3 5
me 2 4 6  
Sunday she rest

You TO license plate suffix is Even, but mine is EVEN too.  
So we both can drive on 2 4 6,  no action on 1 3 5.  Like Beijing car driving.  LOL.

WILLIAMS

mmpleaser 发表于 2016-2-11 00:34
You TO license plate suffix is Even, but mine is EVEN too.  
So we both can drive on 2 4 6,  no ac ...

rent a wife or not? we can share the cost.

mmpleaser

WILLIAMS 发表于 2016-2-11 22:09
rent a wife or not? we can share the cost.

But physically not there,  how to get her service?
That was a joke

WILLIAMS

mmpleaser 发表于 2016-2-11 22:16
But physically not there,  how to get her service?
That was a joke

You get her service by calling her to chat

WILLIAMS

mmpleaser 发表于 2016-2-11 22:16
But physically not there,  how to get her service?
That was a joke

I get her service by body contacting her
i get her tongue sliding on my body you get her voice at phone and you can write to her and she would respond to you in a timely manner?

WILLIAMS

mmpleaser 发表于 2016-2-11 22:16
But physically not there,  how to get her service?
That was a joke

I find this essay i wrote is not good enough either.
Need modify it to add more details. No detail, the writing is bad.
Need remember that

mmpleaser

WILLIAMS 发表于 2016-2-12 00:56
I find this essay i wrote is not good enough either.
Need modify it to add more details. No detail ...

Hurry up Oppa,

I am waiting for B, C, D.  Ok first B.
When can I see her.  
Too many wet dreams and disappointed every morning,  NO B.  May be lets skip B,  C will do.

I need a timeline please.  Do some work for a change Bro W.