真實笑話

King1984 · 发表于 2015-11-29 23:36:11

今天跟家裡的老虎到了Yorkdale逛街。在Holts的電梯上、看見一個妹妹跟一個老外一齊、挺親密的。我當時只是看到她的屁股、我在想、「Damn， that chick has a nice ass!」

結果，話口未完，妹妹一轉身，我便說「Shit！ I fucked her before!」

mmpleaser · 发表于 2015-11-30 00:08:13

Can one remember a face after one or two encounters? Unless some features are unique. I have no issue with that.

tomsiu · 发表于 2015-11-30 04:28:06

mmpleaser 发表于 2015-11-30 00:08
Can one remember a face after one or two encounters? Unless some features are unique. I have no iss ...

Recently, after 8 visits to Irena (D4U), that I met her in supermarket (with an old buy between 55~60).
They triggered my attention is that she has her hand grabbed his arm so tight (Guy have both hand on grocery bags) and walked so gingerly (too high heel).

Honestly, if it is only 1 or 2 faces ..... I would remember nothing.

大泡和 .... no drank this time.

zhaoo333 · 发表于 2015-12-8 13:23:43

LOL，世界变了！

mmpleaser · 发表于 2015-12-8 16:06:15

tomsiu 发表于 2015-11-30 04:28
Recently, after 8 visits to Irena (D4U), that I met her in supermarket (with an old buy between 55 ...

If you do not remember after 8 times, you are really dementia early stage. Just drank as you predicted.

yilong · 发表于 2015-12-9 02:21:18

约个时间去怀念一下～～

bigming · 发表于 2015-12-18 06:56:29

甘猖狂……？

Look · 发表于 2015-12-30 18:40:07

:lookyyyyyyyyy

happypooning · 发表于 2016-1-6 07:45:49

lots of mms like to shop/ windowshop in Yorkdale malls,
when i run into mms, i just say hi, or just a smile, just like u run into an old friend, then i will pick up my phone and book her the very next day,

now i have seen u in clothes i have to see u naked again

mmpleaser · 发表于 2016-1-6 09:05:19

happypooning 发表于 2016-1-6 07:45
lots of mms like to shop/ windowshop in Yorkdale malls,
when i run into mms, i just say hi, or just ...

Once should be enough. Next time pay extra to get a picture for the memories.

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