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I think it's time to reveal my "real first time". I put quotation marks there because I didn't actually eat the meal, but indeed it's a my first time to this hobby and it wasn't pleasant at all...
In public, I'm a stantdard 三好学生, nice to everyone, studies hard, and 孝敬父母. However, deeply down in my heart, I'm just a little horny dude who has all kinds of darksides 
The first escort ad I have ever discovered was probably back in Grade. 9. As a matter of fact, I found a whole page of escort ads on Eye Weekly. (A free weekly published newspaper in our city) I still remember it says "beauties from Korea, Japan, and China. $40 HALF, $80 FULL", something like that and with tons of sexy model-like ladies pics. I thought for a minute and gave up, wasn't a brave kid. (lucky I didn't go, probably all ugly C9s...)
Now, let's go back to March 5th, 2014. It is a special day for me, I was in the school library, (a private unit) dunno how but "escort", this word suddenly came across my mind. I saw it many times but was too lazy to check it up on the dictionary. I did a google search this time and found some interesting debates on whether escort is legal or not on the internet. Typed in "Torornto asian escorts", and found this site:
http://www.toronto-asian-escorts.com/girls.html
Man, girls were so hot. Specificly, Susan and Carrie caught my eyes. My wolf 本能 pushed me to googled again for a proper and simple method to hunt, then I called that number on the website. Keeper said Barrie speaks Jpn and Susan can speak Mando, I went for the mando. 34D-24-35, 5'3.
Told me to call them again when I have the hotel room number and they will send the girl right away. (outcall services only. Travel time is between 30mins - 60mins) I booked Novotel for the next day since I live around NYC. Matter of fact, I fking booked an executive in order to have a memorable first time, costed me about $240...
I couldn't sleep that day, couldn't stop thinking about the pretty girl I will meet...
Got to the hotel at 3:30pm (earliest time you can check-in without paying more) on the next day. Called the agency and booked Susan for an hour, they confirmed with me again by dialing my room number. I took a relaxed shower and waited there...
Now comes the shitty part... Someone knocked on the door, I said "coming" and opened it... You must be fking kidding me, a 5' ugly C9 stood in front of me... Sorry but I have to use the word ugly, like even the Korean C9 in the barbershop is better than her. Heavy make-up, small eyes, big face and chubby body... Oh lord, fk me...
She asked me to pay first and I just nodded numbly like an idiot. Paid her up front $240, she sent her boss a msg and started taking off her clothes...
Fortunately, I only hesitated for a sec and told her,
"Hey, umm... I don't think I'm quite ready yet for my first time..." She's like,
"So... Do you want a massage instead?
"Nah, it's alright. You may leave now and you can keep the donation..." I quickly added.
There you go, for my first hunting experience, I spent $240+$240 room fee for nothing but an embrassing moment (can't refund since I took a shower already...)
That's what you call a 扑街仔 + 傻佬, I was a fking stupid ass... (shoulda just pay her $40 for trasportation fee and ask her to leave)
I went back home and did more research on the next day, finally found our lovely lovely forum. 终于找到组织了  (If you check my infor, I registered on Mar. 6th, 2014)
Of course as I read more posts and reviews I found out the girl's pic they put for Susan is actually named Lina Tran or Lyna Tran, not even a Chinese... (go to http://images.google.ca and upload the pic you wanna search)
I didn't share with you guys in the first place because I was so embrassed and afraid that someone will call me a dickhead... However now, figured out that people on this forum are generally thoughtful and kind, and maybe this is a great lesson/opportunity to warn new wolf bros: do you homework (check her reviews, don't just ask） before attempting to hunt... for the sake of your time and money...
Susan's profile
Face: 5.0/10 barely acceptable, dinosaur face
Body: 5.0/10 short, fat, elephant legs
Attitude: N/A
Serivce: N/A
Do not go to that garage ever guys... I'm telling ya...
TO BE CONTINUED... (not with this kind of disaster of course)
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发表于 2014-3-30 14:06:52
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