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my diary - just for the record......

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 楼主| 发表于 2014-3-26 15:22:32 | 显示全部楼层
for those who PMed me or interested for an update with sweetie. quite frankly, not much to update. trying to live a normal life blend in with the rest of the society with her new civilian job. and yes, i still do her dishes, i promise her i will do her dishes forever if she wants me to, however, if one day i need to move on, ie. getting married, or moving away, i will buy her a standard dish washer to replace me. if anything, machine is faster, cleaner, more efficient in many ways.

she made me happy last night as usual, just funny, wish i could film it or at least record it to share with u

when she opened the door, she was like " am i gui mei?"
i was like " i beg ur pardon"
and she said gwui mei again, with an accent

i said " who called u that"
she " no i read it on-line"
i said " it's just a nickname, it's really harmless, just a stereotype kind of thing"
she said " no, it's disrespectful, it's discrimination, i know "gwui means evil and ghost
i said " just a nickname, it's really silly, don't worry about it"
she said " how would u feel if i call u gui mei, how would u feel"
i said " wont bother me at all, i am who i am, besides, it wouldn't mean much, i am not white, and last time i check i am not a girl."

she said " what about for guys,
i said : guwai lo"
she said " fine i will call u guwai lo from now on"
Me " .. ok, ok u can call me that if makes u feel better,

she still not happy, walked away from me, so i did all the dishes, and made dinner for us, but i wouldn't stop smiling at the dishes, i am guwai lo, hahahaha i have black hair brown eyes yellow skin, 正港龙的传人.. call me guwai lo..she is adorable 总是让 生活的小事情 有色彩. sweetie  我会好好对你 for as long as i possibly could
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发表于 2014-3-27 21:08:47 | 显示全部楼层
happypooning 发表于 2014-3-26 15:22
for those who PMed me or interested for an update with sweetie. quite frankly, not much to update. t ...

were you or your parents from taiwan by any chance -.-
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 楼主| 发表于 2014-3-27 21:18:19 | 显示全部楼层
easternstar 发表于 2014-3-27 21:08
were you or your parents from taiwan by any chance -.-

negative, but i dated 2 taiwnese girls, all long term, one almost got married.
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发表于 2014-3-27 21:25:47 | 显示全部楼层
happypooning 发表于 2014-3-27 21:18
negative, but i dated 2 taiwnese girls, all long term, one almost got married.

oh i see, no worries.


i dated a taiwan girl as well, she was my 2nd gf.

i learn languages from my gfs, first korean then this LOL
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发表于 2014-3-28 00:22:19 | 显示全部楼层
Virgin post.

Tribute to you.

Peace.
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 楼主| 发表于 2014-3-28 20:40:53 | 显示全部楼层
Devil_in_you 发表于 2014-3-28 00:22
Virgin post.

Tribute to you.

wow.. i thought u were kidding, u have been a member for 3 years and u gave the virgin post to me

whoever u r, thank you mystery man, i will keep updating, good and bad until it ends
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 楼主| 发表于 2014-3-28 23:17:53 | 显示全部楼层
before i go to bed, i need to write this down..

so today is fri, apparently lotto max jackpot is 46 M or something, and sweetie insisted on "wasting" 5 dollars on a "dream" an unrealistic hope... i very rarely buy lottery, anyone who has been through high school, basic knowledge of statistics and probability, is aware of the chance of winning the jackpot is like 0.0000000001, pretty much next to none. and this adorable princess is stubborn as hell, i don't care about u spend 5 dollars especially it's ur 5 dollars, but it's principle. tax for stupid and poor people.. anyway, she wouldn't stop whining if i don't pull over.

so found a corner store, she asked me to go in with her too, i reluctantly complied,

sweetie said " ur birthday is month, date right?"

I said yes, how sweet of u, u gonna use my birthday as ur lucky numbers

sweetie didn't say anything and i look at the scantron... what the ...!!for example if my birthday is nov 25th

she marked 9, 10, 12, 23, 24, 26, 27, she purposely skipped 11, 25..

she then said " ur lucky enough to have me, u don't have any luck left to win the jackpot"

very weird logic

i said " that sounds like something my 4 years old niece would say"

i then said " what would u do if u really win, not like u will, but if"

sweetie " i would buy the best dishwasher, so my dishwasher boy can retire"



me "ok so i dont need to wash dishes anymore...um.. what else would u do for me"

sweetie " what, u want another 5 dollars tips like last time??"

me " u r just unbelievable, aren't u the nicest girl in the world and also the most generous"

sweetie " r u being sarcastic, i am pretty nice. if u wanna keep washing dishes, fine by me, i would just save all the money



March 28th, 2014 time approx 6pm.  
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发表于 2014-3-29 06:14:15 | 显示全部楼层
happypooning 发表于 2014-3-28 23:17
before i go to bed, i need to write this down..

so today is fri, apparently lotto max jackpot is 46 ...

Very amusing. Time and date added from now on? Don't stop until it ends .... (Or no ends at all).
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发表于 2014-3-30 06:58:06 | 显示全部楼层
She sounds like me
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发表于 2014-3-30 17:23:26 | 显示全部楼层
happypooning 发表于 2014-3-28 23:17
before i go to bed, i need to write this down..

so today is fri, apparently lotto max jackpot is 46 ...

lol its approxly the time i came outta mika's place LOL
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