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Happy New year bros. hope everyone had a fun and safe holiday.
(this is a long review, I have a shortened version at the bottom under "TLDR")
back to business, back to hunting. I saw a new girl at MW named Joy, her pics excited me because she had unique blondish hair. I tried to book her first day but she was full, (i thought this was a good sign...) so I booked her for her second day.
Same old NY incall, buzzer at backdoor is still broken.
got up to her unit on time, she opens the door and immediatly I am a bit worried. the condo was so dim. Almost no light, you need Night vision goggles to see anything. this should have been a red flag. but her appearance (in the dark) was acceptable. she was short, wearing a loose white dress shirt, so i couldnt really see her body. but her face was acceptable and her english was really ok.
get to the bedroom and strip down, i see she is actually not as thin as I thought. she is a bit square. no hips, no ass, no tits. headed to the shower everything was "normal" she gave waterflute, lots of suction and I was excited because her WF felt good, and I thought there would be very good service ahead... (I was very very wrong)
back at the bedroom, I ask if she does kissing. she gave me a very long answer, but condensed, it is basically no kissing, no dfk. so i didnt even try. I dont mind, because I felt her bbBJ was good enough. so she starts to give me bbBJ, Its enjoyable. but No deepthroat at all and she uses her hand to jack you off. she can only fit like 1-2 inches in her mouth. and there is feelings of teeth.
decided to try 69 and this is where everything goes down hill. She gets into 69 and all I see is darkness. for some reason, it was black everywhere. she had light-ish skin but down there it was very dark. im not sure if it was hair or what, im just confused and I decide not to partake and just head into Full service.
I was ready for Full service at this point and decided that I would have an open mind even when faced with a dark pussy. So she starts in cowgirl and now I knew I was in trouble. the way she rides is horrible. she clamps her legs and stops your JJ from penetrating any more than 1 inch. no riding at all, basically just sliding. No feeling, after 10 seconds I had seen enough. I decided to switch to doggy, and I knew I was fucked now. she positions herself in a way where you can not get any penetration at all. She has no ass, yet she uses her legs to block you. there is no enjoyment at all. she uses so much lube. I decide to switch to missionary, maybe i could get more than 1 inch in this time?
NOPE. same shit, different position. you can only get like 1 inch in, thats it. At some point I thought something was off. it just didnt feel right. i have never experienced this before, like, the angle and location was not normal. I was so scared, I didnt know what was going on. I was fed up. basically spent most of the session with 1 inch barely inside her, decided to just jack off and do bbbj/CIM.
I thought "How could anyone mess up CIM?" well... she instructed me to tell her when I am about to pop, thats ok, its understandable.
I get ready and im about to pop so I tell her. then she immediately stops ... like a deer in the head lights. she stops everything. even while I am still cumming she takes her mouth off. this is the worst feeling I have ever had with CIM. apparently she already had 1 tour in canada under her belt, so why is the service so bad?
Face: 6/10 pictures are sort of accurate. I say it is taken a long time ago, I say that the photo on MW is photoshopped
Body: 6/10 she has a little bit of a belly, no tits, no hips, no ass, and its a bit dark down there?
service: BJ: 7/10 not bad. everything else: 3?/10
does an OK BBBJ make up for shitty full service? you tell me...
I can suck the life out of a popsicle, but does that make me a good MM if I get in this business? (NO HOMO)
atitude: 6/10, she is pleasant enough, but I feel like she knows exactly what she is doing. purely money making, does not care about your JJ.
Age: around like 28 or so.
TLDR: Ok face, so-so body, good BBBJ, Very bad full service, Horrible CIM.
No repeat, no recommendation.
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发表于 2021-1-4 21:58:53
