MMP (mmpleaser) jokes

mmpleaser · 发表于 2017-4-29 12:06:09

I will try to create some jokes in this post.

It may not be funny, then do not laugh ok. No problem. No exercise for your tummy.

A joke a day will keep your life extended for one extra day.

mmpleaser · 发表于 2017-4-29 12:10:19

東方电视

你說对女朋友說声对不起有用嗎?

不可能
那香夸出這麼多包包来干啥?

mmpleaser · 发表于 2017-4-29 12:13:23

問自稱四川人:

你知道老漢是誰呀?

我爸.

对以後就這樣叫我好了

mmpleaser · 发表于 2017-4-29 12:21:57

Went for a cruise in Caribbean.

Got off the boat and got a drink at the beach bar.
While enjoying the cheaper than ship beer under the cool breeze and fast beat music.
Almost wanted to take a nap.  All of a sudden saw a sign says  Free Beer Tomorrow.
All of a sudden, got me all excited, boy , I will come back here tomorrow for sure.
Make a note of the bar as they all look alike and I do not want to miss the chance to get drunk on cheap.

Next day, hurried up to finish my breakfast and got to the bar, did not get lost.

Told the bartender , please get me your most expensive beer.
The guy said that will be 5 for $20  USD.
Say what.  I yelled.  Did you see the sign?
He said, ya, so what, is today tomorrow?

Damned, I must be dreaming or half drunk yesterday.

wingnever · 发表于 2017-4-29 21:28:24

mmpleaser 发表于 2017-4-29 12:13
問自稱四川人:

你知道老漢是誰呀?

没get到点

mmpleaser · 发表于 2017-4-29 21:38:31

wingnever 发表于 2017-4-29 21:28
没get到点

You call me your father, OK.

villain · 发表于 2017-5-1 22:14:15

Sichuanese here is offended by your 老汉 joke. Damn it.

mmpleaser · 发表于 2017-5-4 08:28:51

villain 发表于 2017-5-1 22:14
Sichuanese here is offended by your 老汉 joke. Damn it.

Bro,
You can replace Sichuan with any language.
Just to indicate a joke.
Papa could be in any dialect, just happened to find that papa (OLD MAN) is rarely used in the Eastern provinces and no one will know it outside of Sichuan.

If I offended you, my sincere apology

villain · 发表于 2017-5-4 09:56:06

mmpleaser 发表于 2017-5-4 08:28
Bro,
You can replace Sichuan with any language.
Just to indicate a joke.

Just messing with ya.

mmpleaser · 发表于 2017-5-20 09:38:00

Just saw this joke on Wechat moments.

Office two ladies were fighting over some matter, the manager got fed up with the noise and excitement.
Yelled back,  "What is the matter, tell me."

Two ladies each trying to speak loudly their problem TOGETHER.  Cannot hear what the hell was said.

So manager said ,  "OK the ugly girl speaks FIRST"

Man, all quiet on the Western Front, PEACE at hand.

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