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Even though all my close friends know I go whoring but this is a story so embarrassing that I cannot share with them or else I'll endure their laughter and ridicule till the day I die. So I'm going to share it with you guys because this is like my second family here.
So basically, I just gotten literally the worst handjob ever. I jizzed in my own face. That's right. I got a COF... on my own face.
How the fuck did it happen? Well I was at a spa getting the rub and tug routine, feeling a bit low on cash so opted for HJ only. After the flip the girl gives me a pillow so I'm sitting up a little bit. Then she starts pumping away at my cock. So far so good. After I while I start feeling about to blow so I tell her to get ready. By ready I meant covering my cock with her other hand so that I don't spray the whole room. Instead, inexperienced as she was, she actually puts my cock down, pointed in an upwards direction aimed straight at my face, while she goes off to get a towel. Too late, before I can say "shit no"....
PHHHHHSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gave myself a protein facial.
That is my story of the day. Thanks for listening and hope you had a good laugh to brighten your day at my expense. Important thing is the lesson to take away. Always make sure a girl really knows how to give a handjob before allowing her to give you one. Remember, girls don't have years of practice like us.
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发表于 2015-2-4 14:56:55
